So, there's a concert, some crappy 80s hair metal thing, and I'm bored. Then the scene shifts a it and one of my high school teachers is the drummer in the band, and they don't suck nearly as much. Then I'm listening to some outlandish story of my girlfriend's telling. Finally the scene shifts the final time, and I'm hunting some sort of treasure in a dark cave. After a while I finally find the treasure -- a wondrous, probably magical ruby ring embedded within an enormous diamond. Eventually I get the ring out of the diamond, leave the diamond behind, and put the ring into my pocket, apparently so my mother doesn't find it (and, what, use it for the ultimate evil or something??) Then I go to a family reunion with a bunch of people who are in no way my family from real life. Just as I'm about to tell my uncle and some unidentified (and unidentifiable) family member about the ring's presumed magical qualities, I wake up. A bit unfortunate, I kinda wanted to know why I was trying to find the ring in the first place.
